Oh noes, my Farmville got hit by a meteor and the animals did escaped :(

Whobunit? The case of the Sticky Fingers.

By Mary Palmer, author of Dairy Farming for Beginners

A letter to the MET Office

Dear MET office,

Recently we have been having lots of rain and wind.
I live in Manchester, I'm sure you know where that is. If you don't please look it up on one of your special maps.

I am writing to ask you to stop providing us with awful weather and give us more sun instead.

Obviously the weather has to be shared across the country, but I have been keeping count and it is definately not being done fairly.

I suspect that you are using up all the hot weather in Devon which is where you all live according to your website.

I know it is you doing it because on the television it says the weather is supplied by you.

Please stop this it is not fair and if it continues I will be reporting it to Prime Minister Gordon Brown (texture like sun).

Yours sincerely,

Nigel Hill.

Most Farted

I've just added up all the views from my Most Farted videos: my uploads and the dodgy pirate copies people have uploaded. It adds up to just over 1 million views!

Not bad really. I think the plug on the Chris Moyles show helped quite a lot so thanks to him, and there was an increase in views when it was shown first on UKTVG2 and again after they renamed it Dave.

So I made a Most Farted facebook page for it.

If you haven't watched it, out of everything I've ever done - if you only ever watch one video, watch this:

Whodunut? The Case of the Missing Pecan

by Mary Palmer, author of Dairy Farming for Beginners.

How To Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children

It's a real book!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Raise-Your-Eating-Gifted-Children/dp/0595002366

Someone took the effort to leave a review.

By H. Lecter - See all my reviews

I was never a particularly intelligent child. I was shoved through school with average grades and finally gained a degree in business studies, but despite trying many different diets and supplements to increase my intelligence, I never found anything that would allow me to really excell in life, until I read this book.

At first I was skeptical of the book, as the ideas presented are controversial in the fields of both neuroscience and nutrition, but the evidence speaks for itself. Within weeks of eating the brains of gifted children I found I could read even the more intelligent newspapers with ease, and soon after I could even digest short works of fiction. I am now following my lifelong dream and applying to teacher training college, and I couldn't have done it without this book.

PS. The recipe ideas are great!

When the Daleks met Stavros Flatley...

Davros Flatley takes part in the talent contest Who's Got Talent. But with such competition as The Face of Boyle who knows who will win? Ooh the suspense!



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