You can have your cake and eat it

...because no-one else is going to touch it.

I know the Millennium Dome was a disaster but did they really mean to incorporate that into the "overall feeling" of this alleged representation?

A dog could have made a better depiction of The Dome, in fact many dogs probably have what with their ability to randomly excrete white poo. At least they used to do that back in the 80s.

And after Mikey sneezing and dribbling into the mixture despite Kat's efforts to get him to understand basic hygeine, I'm fairly sure that 20 year old crusty white dog poo would be far less likely to make someone ill.

Here's what Lisa and Mario had to say about it:

http://www.popnoodles.com/bigbrother/lisa-mario-cakegate