Curiosity Killed The Cat

oh noes!

LOL captcha

"More testes" was a captcha image I remember getting but this one's even better!

A follow-up to the MET Office

Recently I sent this letter to the MET Office (they do the weather) because of the bad weather we've been having. I got a generic response but nothing that dealt with my complaint, so I wrote another. Let's see if this gets a proper response...


Dear Met Office,

Thank you for your kind reply. It has now been a week since this response and I feel I should press you further as the weather hasn't improved much. In fact only yesterday it was incredibly windy and rainy and a couple of days ago it started raining as soon as I left out of my house, which wasn't a very nice thing to do thankyouverymuch.

I get the distinct impression that you are now punishing me for either requesting that you supply sun over Manchester or for suggesting that you are keeping all the sun to yourselves. I must point out that if this is the case it is not only me you are affecting - except for the bit where it rained as soon as I stepped out of my door - but also my neighbours and other people who live in Manchester who I don't know and who have nothing to do with this dispute.

At this moment in time (8:30pm) the weather is actually quite nice, but as the sun is nowhere to be seen I suspect that you have simply stopped providing the weather completely, at least for this evening. However this is better than having weather so you messed up on that one and by the time you read this it'll be too late to turn it back on for tonight so I'm having a barbeque.

I must stress that if you continue to leave my query unresolved I will not only be writing to the Prime Minister but also Anne Robinson who's now doing Watchdog again.

Oh noes, my Farmville got hit by a meteor and the animals did escaped :(

Whobunit? The case of the Sticky Fingers.

By Mary Palmer, author of Dairy Farming for Beginners

A letter to the MET Office

Dear MET office,

Recently we have been having lots of rain and wind.
I live in Manchester, I'm sure you know where that is. If you don't please look it up on one of your special maps.

I am writing to ask you to stop providing us with awful weather and give us more sun instead.

Obviously the weather has to be shared across the country, but I have been keeping count and it is definately not being done fairly.

I suspect that you are using up all the hot weather in Devon which is where you all live according to your website.

I know it is you doing it because on the television it says the weather is supplied by you.

Please stop this it is not fair and if it continues I will be reporting it to Prime Minister Gordon Brown (texture like sun).

Yours sincerely,

Nigel Hill.

Most Farted

I've just added up all the views from my Most Farted videos: my uploads and the dodgy pirate copies people have uploaded. It adds up to just over 1 million views!

Not bad really. I think the plug on the Chris Moyles show helped quite a lot so thanks to him, and there was an increase in views when it was shown first on UKTVG2 and again after they renamed it Dave.

So I made a Most Farted facebook page for it.

If you haven't watched it, out of everything I've ever done - if you only ever watch one video, watch this: