Oh noes, my Farmville got hit by a meteor and the animals did escaped :(

Whobunit? The case of the Sticky Fingers.

By Mary Palmer, author of Dairy Farming for Beginners

A letter to the MET Office

Dear MET office,

Recently we have been having lots of rain and wind.
I live in Manchester, I'm sure you know where that is. If you don't please look it up on one of your special maps.

I am writing to ask you to stop providing us with awful weather and give us more sun instead.

Obviously the weather has to be shared across the country, but I have been keeping count and it is definately not being done fairly.

I suspect that you are using up all the hot weather in Devon which is where you all live according to your website.

I know it is you doing it because on the television it says the weather is supplied by you.

Please stop this it is not fair and if it continues I will be reporting it to Prime Minister Gordon Brown (texture like sun).

Yours sincerely,

Nigel Hill.

Most Farted

I've just added up all the views from my Most Farted videos: my uploads and the dodgy pirate copies people have uploaded. It adds up to just over 1 million views!

Not bad really. I think the plug on the Chris Moyles show helped quite a lot so thanks to him, and there was an increase in views when it was shown first on UKTVG2 and again after they renamed it Dave.

So I made a Most Farted facebook page for it.

If you haven't watched it, out of everything I've ever done - if you only ever watch one video, watch this:

Whodunut? The Case of the Missing Pecan

by Mary Palmer, author of Dairy Farming for Beginners.