I was fortunate enough today to have been sleeping during Shaun "Mario Marconi" Astbury's incredibly sentimental and sincere proposal to Lisa Appleton live on television by means of placards through a window.
But of course since I view the Digital Spy forum at least 20 times a day I discover Lisa's made a wonderfully logic and sensible comment about the bouquet of flowers she caught at the fake wedding in the BB House between Shaun and the lovely Stephanie...
Apparently, Steven Hawking I hope you're reading this, apparently the flowers knew it was her turn next.
Yeah, that's right. The flowers knew. Did the bees tell them Lisa? Perhaps the wasps were hanging around when you were doing that task with chewing gum because they were trying to send you a message. Wasps get on well with bees Lisa. Well, they support the same team at least judging by their tiny yellow and black shirts.
So, nothing to do with you being 6 foot 2, towering over the rest of the housemates then?
Still, I believe congratulations are in order.
Congratulations, Shaun, on your embarrassingly shallow proposal. I'm sure you and Lisa will make a great couple and have a wonderful wedding, despite the fact that your already married.
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Sunday 24 August 2008
Saturday 23 August 2008
Mario to propose to Lisa on TV
Evicted Big Brother 2008 housemate Shaun Astbury (AKA Mario Marconi) is to re-enter the BB house to propose to his girlfriend.
Astbury, who has been clawing his way onto reality TV shows for several years before making it onto Big Brother, will be given entry to the garden on Sunday where he will propose silently by holding up cards.
I'm sorry but his proposal to Lisa live on TV is the shallowest of proposals ever.
If BB bosses making you propose by holding up cards instead of using your own voice - and asking properly - isn't enough for you to say "actually, you know what, forget it" then you are the attention seeking fool that we all* believe you to be.
It shows without a shadow of a doubt that Shaun Astbury (Mario) is more interested in becoming famous than he is in his proposal of marriage to his girlfriend. It's an insult to people who want to propose with the right sentiment.
Lisa, though, will think it's amazing. Unless of course it's just as the majority believe - that it's blatantly obvious it was planned from before they went in the house. Is that why her eyebrows are permanently fixed - so she can portray a look of surprise?
Out of all the housemates he is the biggest wannabe. It's quite sad really, so shallow, so transparent.
I'd rather watch Rex egocentrically console Nicole as she sulks about a can of cider. At least that's honesty in motion.
* with the exception of Iain Lee who can be fogiven because I love him.
Astbury, who has been clawing his way onto reality TV shows for several years before making it onto Big Brother, will be given entry to the garden on Sunday where he will propose silently by holding up cards.
I'm sorry but his proposal to Lisa live on TV is the shallowest of proposals ever.
If BB bosses making you propose by holding up cards instead of using your own voice - and asking properly - isn't enough for you to say "actually, you know what, forget it" then you are the attention seeking fool that we all* believe you to be.
It shows without a shadow of a doubt that Shaun Astbury (Mario) is more interested in becoming famous than he is in his proposal of marriage to his girlfriend. It's an insult to people who want to propose with the right sentiment.
Lisa, though, will think it's amazing. Unless of course it's just as the majority believe - that it's blatantly obvious it was planned from before they went in the house. Is that why her eyebrows are permanently fixed - so she can portray a look of surprise?
Out of all the housemates he is the biggest wannabe. It's quite sad really, so shallow, so transparent.
I'd rather watch Rex egocentrically console Nicole as she sulks about a can of cider. At least that's honesty in motion.
* with the exception of Iain Lee who can be fogiven because I love him.
Wednesday 20 August 2008
Tuesday 12 August 2008
Queen doesn't visit Olympic Arena
Today at 10:34am, the Queen of England didn't take a luxury jet to Beijing where She promptly didn't meet with Tom Daley to not discuss the phone call made by his swimming partner Aldridge who isn't related to Buzz Aldridge who isn't Buzz Aldren's younger brother Buzz.
After not meeting with Daley, Her Majesty didn't have a quick dip Herself, not joining the Local Pensioners Arthritic Swimming Team who weren't using the pool at the time.
After not returning Her luxury hotel The Queen didn't down a whole can of John Smith's Cider in one, not following it up with a whole box of Marks and Spencers mince pies that aren't just mince pies.
Prince Phillip, who wasn't there didn't make any comment.
After not meeting with Daley, Her Majesty didn't have a quick dip Herself, not joining the Local Pensioners Arthritic Swimming Team who weren't using the pool at the time.
After not returning Her luxury hotel The Queen didn't down a whole can of John Smith's Cider in one, not following it up with a whole box of Marks and Spencers mince pies that aren't just mince pies.
Prince Phillip, who wasn't there didn't make any comment.
Monday 11 August 2008
Waiter there's a rainbow in my water
Feeling dumb today? Watch this video, you'll feel better.
A crazy (but probably quite nice) American woman is a little concerned about the perfectly natural refraction of light through beads of water that causes a mysterious rainbow!
INSANE!
A crazy (but probably quite nice) American woman is a little concerned about the perfectly natural refraction of light through beads of water that causes a mysterious rainbow!
INSANE!
Sunday 10 August 2008
You can have your cake and eat it
...because no-one else is going to touch it.
I know the Millennium Dome was a disaster but did they really mean to incorporate that into the "overall feeling" of this alleged representation?
A dog could have made a better depiction of The Dome, in fact many dogs probably have what with their ability to randomly excrete white poo. At least they used to do that back in the 80s.
And after Mikey sneezing and dribbling into the mixture despite Kat's efforts to get him to understand basic hygeine, I'm fairly sure that 20 year old crusty white dog poo would be far less likely to make someone ill.
Here's what Lisa and Mario had to say about it:
I know the Millennium Dome was a disaster but did they really mean to incorporate that into the "overall feeling" of this alleged representation?
A dog could have made a better depiction of The Dome, in fact many dogs probably have what with their ability to randomly excrete white poo. At least they used to do that back in the 80s.And after Mikey sneezing and dribbling into the mixture despite Kat's efforts to get him to understand basic hygeine, I'm fairly sure that 20 year old crusty white dog poo would be far less likely to make someone ill.
Here's what Lisa and Mario had to say about it:
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